Martti Nelson is a humor author, specializing in comedy, satire, parody and general nonsense. She lives with her husband, cat Otis, and a little lemon tree she is way too proud of. Her dream job is to write filthy skits for Rupaul's Drag Race or to cuddle baby elephants. If she could manage some sort of "elephants wearing sequins" situation, she might faint from happy. She lives in LA to try to pick up Mel Brooks.