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Martti Nelson is the author of comedy novels Lyssa Strata and Attack of the Rom-Com, as well as some love letters to Totino’s in honor of their fine Party Pizzas.
She’s been featured on such luminous sites as McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Weekly Humorist, The Belladonna, Robot Butt, Daily Drunk Magazine, and Slackjaw.
In addition to writing brilliant stuff that is often referred to as “stop mentioning menstruation so much,” Martti enjoys yard work with power tools that make her feel important.
Martti creates funny books because she believes that humor can inspire joy, bring people together, and save the world, even in times of darkness. This bio has gotten a tad deep, so she will end on another joke.